13 April 2024

Crazy People Are Dangerous - Eclipse Edition

From The Other McCain we get the following. Total Eclipse = Total Insanity

After covering the story of Taylon Nichelle Celestine, a Georgia woman who went on a shooting spree in Florida because "God told her too" (or something), The Other McCain covers a story I hadn't heard of...

“God told me to go on a shooting spree,” said no sane person, ever.

As crazy as this was, it was not the craziest incident inspired by the eclipse. That dubious honor goes to California “astrology influencer” Danielle Johnson, a/k/a “Danielle Ayoka”:

A Porsche driving "certified Reiki Master Teacher" (what is the certification body for that discipline?) killed her partner, her child, herself. Why? Because of the eclipse of course.

Generally speaking, insanity is more often associated with the moon than the sun, which is why we call crazy people lunatics. However, it’s important to remember that the moon is what causes a solar eclipse, by passing between the sun and the earth.

That is explanation enough. Otherwise you can fall back on "Crazy People Are Dangerous."

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