Teton Dam Failure - Another Look

I usually don't cover an infrastructure failure more than once, but Grady, of Practical Engineering, has a new video review of the failure. It turns out that he worked on a similar dam after the failure.

Here is a reference from The US Department of the Interior, Bureau of Reclamation factsheet on the incident. Teton Dam History & Facts. (For more links, see below the embedded video.)

On June 5, 1976, Teton Dam in southeastern Idaho catastrophically failed during its first fill. Early that Saturday morning, bulldozer operators tried in vain to plug seepage holes on the downstream face of the dam. By 11 a.m., a torrent of water ripped through the dam, releasing more than 1 million cubic feet per second.

This is the Practical Engineering video The Wild Story of the Teton Dam Failure

For more from the Bureau of Reclamation, see this link. That collects a lot of info, including some interviews with people impacted by the failure, and there is a link to the final report on what went wrong from the independent panel assigned to investigate the failure.

My previous post on the Teton Dam failure is Teton Dam Failure and Legacy - Updated

Phoenix Cop Not Charged for Killing Homeowner

Not a surprise. No charges for Phoenix Police officer who mistakenly shot and killed homeowner | FOX 10 Phoenix

The backstory: The officer in question, Jason Valenzuela, was involved in a shooting that killed Christian Diaz on Jan. 26, 2026. Diaz had disarmed an intruder at his home near 75th Avenue and Lower Buckeye Road.

He basically showed up, shouted, and opened fire in a handful of seconds.

Qualified Immunity is lovely, if you're a cop.

The Government Wouldn't Cover Up COVID-19 Data

Or would they? ‘Major scandal:’ Feds and Sen. Johnson allege government coverups of COVID origins, vaccine deaths

David Morens, who was senior advisor to former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci, was indicted on April 16th.

The chickens have come home to roost for Morens, two years after congressional subpoenas exposed his avowed practice of circumventing the Freedom of Information Act to hide conversations about the origin of COVID-19 and suggesting he did so in cooperation with Fauci, whom Morens called "too smart" to get caught.

Click thru for the details.

Hat tip to Irons in the Fire - "What? More feds who lied about health and safety and where that virus came from?

And you're surprised?

New York Faces Energy Shortages This Summer

New York has painted itself into a corner with its Green Energy™ policy. Extended heat wave could cripple New York’s grid this summer: NYISO. NYISO, or ISO, is the New York Independent System Operator. They run the grid for NY State.

New York legisators have demanded that the state cut back on the evil fossil fuels, and now are looking at problems for the summer.

“This assessment reflects the challenges of the grid in transition — declining reliability margins, performance issues with aging generators, and an absence of new dispatchable resources,” [Aaron Markham, ISO vice president of operations] said.

Dispatchable resources have been gas-powered turbine generators. They can be fired up fairly quickly, as these things go, and added to the grid to deal with extreme temperatures, lack of wind/solar generation, etc. They've been forbidden by a green energy law in NY.

So what happens if things go bad for the grid?

The ISO can take emergency actions, including purchasing energy, calling for voluntary industrial curtailment and allowing a reduction in operating reserves

Shutting down your idustrial grid, or asking them to "voluntarily cut back," doesn't seem like the way to grow your economy. Is New York trying to attract any AI data centers?

Things are so bad that even the politicians are waking up to reality.

The state has fallen behind on its decarbonization goals, and Gov. Kathy Hochul is considering rewriting landmark 2019 climate legislation to provide a longer path towards a carbon-free electric grid.

"Landmark" is not the word I would use. I do love it when politicians pretend to be engineers.

I think we are likely to see another NYC blackout in the next few years, probably associated with an extreme summer heatwave. Maybe not this summer, but soon.

Hat tip to William Teach at Pirate's Cove: New York’s Over-Reliance On “Green” Energy Could Cause Blackouts

Well, when you get rid of reliable coal, natural gas, and nuclear energy generation you are left with unreliable, undependable, and more expensive energy, which cannot meet the demands of more and more consumers/businesses, even with all those people moving out of NY.

Saturday Roundup of Link Roundups - 2 May

Wombat-socho is up first with In The Mailbox: 04.29.26 (Afternoon Edition)

Defending The Wood Perilous: God Is Not A Respecter Of Story Size
Stoic Observations: Southwall Update

The Right Way - Top of the News

90 Miles Midnight News - 90 Miles From Tyranny
Breaking Down the Would-Be Assassin’s Manifesto - Blazingcatfur

Pixy Misa at Ambient Irony - Daily News Stuff 29 April 2026: Five By Five Edition

A critical flaw in GitHub's infrastructure opened everything up to a carefully crafted Git push. (Wiz)
What do you mean, everything? | EVERYTHING!

EBL - MAGA SCOTUS Congressional Districts ☀️

Instapundit: RedState: Supreme Court strikes down Louisiana Congressional Map and Huge!
Meanwhile, Democrats may have jumped the gun in Virginia...

The Glibertarians - Friday Morning Links

US Economy Rebounds With 2 Percent Growth in 1st Quarter
Department of Justice Pushing Separate Comey Probe for Classified Leaks

Again from Wombat-socho - In The Mailbox: 04.29.26 (Evening Edition)

Don Surber: The B in EBT stands for Bentley
First Street Journal: No matter how much you hate the credentialed media, you do not hate them enough, also, You in a heap o’ trouble, girl!

Lawrence Person's BattleSwarm Blog - LinkSwarm For May 1, 2026

The left is made up of horrible people. “Meet the teachers who decided to voice their displeasure that Trump wasn’t murdered over the weekend.”
The latest Trump assassination attempt and the left’s hate machine.

Small Dead Animals - Wednesday On Turtle Island

The Democratic Party’s America: Sixty minutes. Don’t trust the media. Utah Somalis. Violence.
China Carney’s Canada: Corrupt Liberals. Floor crossers. Spaceport scam.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Toxic teenage boys. Executed Iranians.

A View from the Beach - Flotsam and Jetsam - Comey Indicted Again, King Chuck Drop By for a Visit

Matt Margolis also reports a Top Fauci Aide Indicted for Concealing Records in COVID Origins Cover-Up. Hat Hair's Dave Strom is hoping for COVID Consequences Coming?

Wombat-socho again - In The Mailbox: 04.30.26

Chicago Boyz: Traveling’s Dark Companion
Da Tech Guy: Pintastic NE 2026 Videos of the Day The Last Day and Gabe

Gates of Vienna - News Feed 4/30/2026

French Economy Records Zero Growth in First Quarter
France’s economy recorded zero growth in the first quarter of this year due to “sluggish” domestic demand and a “strongly” negative contribution from foreign trade

Political Hat - Quick Takes – Academic Journal Madness: Childhood Sexuality; J.K. Rowling Is Voldemort; Feminist Praxis

Apparently, the real evil character from the Harry Potter series was the author herself.
It wouldn’t be woke academia without “praxis”.

Vlad Tepes - UK, Canada and an interpretation of events or two: Links 1 for May, 1, Commie Christmas, 2026

1. The architecture for a new Iron Curtain is being laid down in Europe right now. And, as we may recall, Mark Carney spefically said he wants Canada to join the EU. It was NOT for our prosperity. Which is something he made clear in his manifesto book, “Values”.

Flopping Aces - The Week in Radical Leftism, 05/01/2026 – Back to The Economist!

A radical idea for governing California
If you’re expecting the only correct answer, “Replace every Democrat with a Republican”, you’re going to be disappointed.

Once more from Wombat-socho - In The Mailbox: 05.01.26

Victory Girls: May Day Has A History But Illiterates Can’t Read It
Watts Up With That: Sorry, Los Angeles Times, Climate Change Isn’t Driving Georgia’s Wildfires

Maggie's Farm - Wednesday morning links

How the Association of American Medical Colleges Lost Its Way
Finally, Some Covid Accountability?

J.J. Sefton at Ace of Spades HQ - The Morning Report — 4/29/26

Mehmet Oz is taking down California's health-care fraud network.
The fraud party is ending

Doug Ross - Larwyn’s Linx: Won't Someone Think of the Journalists?

• Democrats will nominate a Nazi - Don Surber
• Oregon Forced to Clean Almost 20% of its Voters Off the Rolls Because They Are Ineligible - David Strom

Anonymous Conservative - News Briefs – 05/01/2026

Sean Hannity says John Solomon has informed him that there are FOUR MORE Crossfire Hurricanes high-level revelations that will be breaking soon. Hannity is a bit of a meme though over his overselling upcoming revelations

I leave you with Midweek Memes from Granite Grok, Wednesday Memes … from MaddMedic, Some Randoms From The Inbox.... from The Feral Irishman, and Friday evening's gifs from Wirecutter.

Off-Duty State Trooper Shoots Carjacker

I'm surprised they didn't just call him a "teen" or "teenager." Armed 17-Year-Old Shot Trying To Carjack Off-Duty State Trooper At Gas Station: Police | Rivertowns, NY Patch

The Yonkers Police Department says that on Sunday, around 12:45 p.m., they received a call from an off-duty New York State trooper, assigned to New York City, requesting assistance at the Mobil gas station on Kimball Avenue.

Yonkers is about 10 miles north of NYC on the Hudson River.

He pulled a knife, and she shot him in the left arm. He did get away for a short distance in her car, but not far.

Cops found him at a nearby apartment building.

Medical aid was administered at the scene, and the suspect was taken to a local hospital where he was treated for non-life-threatening gunshot wounds and remains in stable condition.

Charges include first-degree robbery, second-degree robbery, third-degree robbery, and fourth-degree criminal possession of a weapon.

The investigation is in early days.

Self-defense is a human right, even if you're an off-duty cop. This took place in New York, so whether it is a legal right, is anyone's guess.

Scott Jennings Laying Down Truth on CNN

I don't know how he has the patience, but I'm glad he does. From Matt Margolis at PJ Media: Scott Jennings Humiliates Former Daily Beast Editor Over Gerrymandering and Race

Click thru for the details on their discussion regarding the recent SCOTUS ruling. The part I loved is as follows.

Then Avlon, perhaps sensing the argument slipping away from him, reached for a historical data point. "We haven't had an African-American Republican governor since Reconstruction," he said, throwing it out like a trump card.

But Jennings was ready.

"Republicans tried to elect one in Virginia," he shot back.

Read the whole thing.

Hat tip to Ed Driscoll at Instapundit, who also brought us the following bit of irony.

Not a single person crying about how the Supreme Court has made it impossible for black people to get elected supported Winsom Sears over the affluent white lady.

Not one.

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 30, 2026

Girlfriend Is Better

Another song that comes to us by way of WXRT's Saturday Morning Flashback. WXRT (Chicago's Finest Rock) was revisiting 1984 in early march.

Post Punk - what the suits insisted on calling New Wave - was a bit strange, even by the standards of the 1980s, and the 1980s were a strange time. The height of the Cold War impacted culture in many ways. Even though no one thought about it much, the fact that nuclear war was real possibility sort of hung over everything. Listening to this song takes me back to my (mostly) misspent youth.

This song is "Girlfriend Is Better" from Talking Heads from their 1984 album Speaking in Tongues.

The suits running the music business in the 1980s hated Punk, even when they were making money off of it. So when Post Punk evolved, they had to have another name for it.

Friday Links - 1 May

Louder with Crowder starts us off with United Healthcare's (now former) AWFL social media manager is super mad that the WHCD shooter missed Trump

It's remarkable that in this, the two-thousand and twenty-sixth year of our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump, people STILL don't understand how the internet works. And that if you celebrate someone dying or wishing that they were unalived, other people use their internets to express disapproval with it.

Pixy Misa at Ambient Irony - Daily News Stuff 28 April 2026: Top Geek Edition

A new AI datacenter planned for Box County, Utah, will use more than twice as much power as the rest of the state combined. (Tom's Hardware)

The datacenter will use 9GW of power once it is completed, and the entire rest of Utah currently uses around 4GW.

The Abode of McThag - 1 Of 57 Um 50

Tennessee did a solid for the law-abiding and passed a bill making it legal to defend property with deadly force.

While it might only be stuff, it's MY stuff.

It's not a case of me valuing my stuff over someone's life. It's them not valuing their life over my stuff.

Washington Free Beacon - EXCLUSIVE: In Cities Across America, Homeless Services Are Doled Out Based on Race and Sexual Identity

Rolled out in October 2024, the Multnomah Services and Screening Tool awards up to 5 points to non-white, non-straight applicants who speak English as a second language—more than the 4 points it would award a domestic violence survivor with a six-year-old child who has been homeless for over a year.

Moonbattery - Lib Journalists Regard Themselves as Real Victims of Trump Assassination Attempts

There is one thing impressive about mainstream media journalists: their astonishing ability to take themselves seriously.

Meep at Stump - April Awareness: Autism, Cancer, Finance, and Poetry

April is the cruelest month in dropping all sorts of awareness topics on our heads: Autism, Cancer (various types - I covered testicular cancer earlier this month), financial literacy, and poetry… suppose we become “aware” of all this? What are we supposed to do with all this awareness and knowledge?

The Outdoor Wire - NSSF Welcomes ATF Landmark Rulemaking Package

The release of the new rulemaking package is the result of months of NSSF working closely with the ATF and DOJ to identify and fix punitive regulations published during the Biden administration, when the ATF was used as a political weapon to force policies intended to hobble the firearm industry and infringe on Second Amendment rights.

Another Failure of the Victim-Selection Process

What is the DoorDash policy on their drivers being armed? Attempted carjacking ends in fatal shooting of Nashville food delivery driver

According to police, a 44-year- old food delivery driver had stopped to pick up an order from a nearby restaurant. When the driver returned to his Dodge Charger an armed man approached him and demanded the car.

The driver had a gun in his car, which he retrieved, but that was clearly the wrong place of it. Though I suppose the restaurant could have been a gun-free zone; I don't know the law in Tennessee. The bad guy shot him in the leg. The driver returned fire, killing the would-be, bad guy.

The hat tip goes to Miguel Gonzalez and You do not despise the Media enough.

Memphis Action News ran with the following headline, and doubled down in their article.

DoorDash driver accused of killing carjacking suspect outside of Walgreens, police say

Nashville police have not said anything about arresting the delivery driver, but Memphis "Professional Journalists" have to "accuse" the guy defending himself of something. Why? Because guns and gun owners are bad. Or something. Professional Journalists™ won't use the word evil.

In the meantime, self-defense is a human right, and this didn't take place in NYC.

As for my original question... Will DoorDash exclude this guy from their app for defending himself? Will they fire him for refusing to be a crime victim?

Hospital Robot Battery Fire

This was close to being a huge tragedy.

The battery on a 500 pound robotic cart, used to take stuff around the hospital went, into thermal runaway during charging. Charging was on the 2nd floor and multiple carts were all charging in the same location. There were 26 battery-powered carts charging. Stache doesn't say, but I'm guessing that there are more than 26 carts, because that seems like a number that a hospital administrator would not sign off on.

The battery was a 4.2 kilowatt-hour battery. The chemistry was Lithium Nickel Manganese Cobalt Oxide battery, or NMC battery. The batteries typically burn aggressively when they go into thermal runaway, and put out a lot of very toxic gasses.

This is the StacheD Training video Hospital Robot Battery Fire: What Happened at Cedars-Sinai

Now, this incident points to something bigger. Most people think about lithium-ion battery hazards in terms of ebikes, electric vehicles, consumer electronics, but these batteries are now embedded in critical infrastructure, hospitals, data centers, warehouses, logistics operations. And in a lot of these environments, the people working around them have no idea what they're actually dealing with.

And here is a key point:

Anyone working in an environment with large format lithium-ion batteries needs basic training. Not fire suppression training, evacuation and recognition training. Know what off-gassing looks like, that whitish gray smoke, unusual smells. Know that your job is not to fight the fire. Know that you should close the doors, call 911, and get people out.

The video is less than six minutes.

NY Times Has Opinions on American Songwriters

These lists are always train wrecks, but the NY Times list is worse than most.

This is Rick Beato's video The NYT "Greatest Songwriters" List is an Absolute Disaster

Here is just one thought.

Dave Grohl with the Foo Fighters, right? You could say, well, he belongs on there. He's got at least three billion stream songs. We're talking about popularity and been around in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice. Once for Nirvana, once for Foo Fighters.

No Metallica (biggest Metal band?), no John Fogerty, no Jimmy Webb, who wrote "Wichita Lineman" and "Galveston," no Donald Fagen, of Steely Dan, no James, Taylor, no Jackson Browne, no Billy Joel, etc. The list of people not on this list is long.

So who did the New York Times think should be on the list? Bad Bunny. I'm not linking to the NY Slimes. You can find it easy enough, and it isn't even behind a paywall, or it isn't as I type this.

Another Failure of the Victim-Selection Process

Maybe he thought homeowners in deep-blue Washington would be disarmed. Kent homeowner shoots suspect after armed home invasion attempt - MyNorthwest

According to Jarod Kasner, the assistant chief of the Kent Police Department, the homeowner told police officers that several armed suspects had entered the home. He then shot at the intruders, hitting one suspect several times. The injured intruder received medical treatment from first responders before being transported to Harborview Medical Center.

The other bad guys apparently ran like rabbits.

Kent, Washington is about 10 miles northeast of Tacoma, or about 15 miles south of Seattle.

Self-defense is a human right, and Washington State has a long history of recognizing it as a legal right, though the investigation is in early days.

Another Antisemitic Attack in London

From CNN by way of Yahoo. (Not an outlet for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, the last time I checked.) Two Jewish people stabbed in London amid rising antisemitic attacks

Two Jewish people were stabbed in north London on Wednesday, witnesses told CNN, in an incident that comes against the backdrop of a series of antisemitic attacks in the UK capital.

A 45-year-old man, who is also accused of trying to stab police officers, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, the Metropolitan Police said in a statement.

Keir Starmer, the UK Prime Minister, issued a statement calling the attack “utterly appalling.” He won't take any action to make the situation safer.

Mahyar Tousi, of Tousi TV, said this is the state of London, and Western Europe. This kind of violence has become part of the culture. (It is a long video... You've been warned.)

The AWFLs Have Killed Publishing

That is Affluent White Female Liberals, in case you're confused. From Echo Chamberlain: Progressive White Women Have Killed Literary Zeitgeist

Progressive white women now dominate publishing at every level, from agents to publishers to marketing to readers. We live in a timeline of Booktok, romantasy and cliterature. You have to go into bookstores wearing those heavy goggles they put on during the atom bomb test in Oppenheimer, otherwise your retinas will be burnt out by harshly colourful book covers.

Here is a bit, referencing one of the current crop of insane offerings.

It’s doubtful that a male protagonist describing morally empty promiscuity as intuitive and healthy would get past the desks of literary agents who are urban progressive white women in their twenties to forties. Broader US publishing, reviewing, and agency staff were reported as 72.5% female and white. And to be clear, the novel All Fours isn’t put across as ironic or meta, this is the broad sentiment of the book. The narrator is very careful to not commit microaggressions against black people or other minorities, but when it comes to fidelity or empathy for her lacklustre husband – well, whatever.

I miss civilization.

If you prefer video, this is the Echo Chamberlain video on the same subject. Progressive White Women Have Ruined Fiction

The Questions You Cannot Ask Progressives

From Robert Stacy McCain at Born Lucky, we get the following. The Destructive Impulse of Liberalism: Where is 'progress' leading? And other questions you should never ask.

What Mamet gathered from his study, and from his own observations, was that liberalism is essentially destructive. In order to lead us to their Utopia of Equality (the “Promised Land”) liberals must first discredit and destroy the hated status quo, i.e., the American system of limited government and free enterprise. This was what Obama meant when he spoke of “fundamentally changing” the United States — destruction.

The whole thing is worth your time. It isn't long. (Hat tip to The Other McCain)

Wednesday Link Roundup - 29 April

William Teach at Pirate's Cove is up first with Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

4. Blogs For Victory: Crucial Times are Coming
5. Chicks On The Right: Firing Squads Are So Back

Wombat-socho - In The Mailbox: 04.28.26 (Afternoon Edition)

Ammo.com: States With The Highest Murder Rate
Weird Catholic: The Devil’s Mousetrap

EBL - Tommee Profitt: Shoot To Kill 😬

Shoot To Kill (I do not like the action) 😬
TOM: Yet Another Democrat Has Failed to Assassinate President Donald Trump

Pixy Misa at Ambient Irony - Daily News Stuff 26 April 2026: FUNEX Edition

Half of Australian teens admit that despite government bans, they still have access to social media. (Yahoo)
The other half are lying.

Small Dead Animals - Tuesday On Turtle Island

Conman Carney’s Canada: Jew hatred. Another Liberal lie. Liberal media bribes.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Dogs replace children. Long Covid.

Gates of Vienna - News Feed 4/28/2026

EU Can’t Agree How to Pay for Its Growing Budget
The European Parliament on Tuesday drew red lines in the battle over the EU’s next long-term budget, rejecting cuts to agriculture and cohesion.

A View from the Beach - Flotsam and Jetsam - Hell No, We Won't Let It Go

Dave Strom, Karoline Levitt Calls Dems Out By Name Nick Sortor @nicksortor, "HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life

The Glibertarians - Sunday Morning Retarded Links

Free and fair elections, I’m sure.
This will work out well. I do like how they chose a location where there were already several private sector competitors.

Don Surber - HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NEWS

ITEM 5: Breaking 911 tweeted, “The mayor of Haikou, China, who reportedly accumulated about $4.5 billion during his career and was found with 13.5 tons of gold and 23 tons of cash in his apartments, has been sentenced to death.”

Political Hat - News of the Week (April 26th, 2026)

Virginia’s Gerrymandering War Moves to the Courts
Virginia voters have narrowly ratified a preposterous gerrymander designed by the state’s Democratic legislature.

Vladt Tepes - A couple of items on Israel etc. and many more on the tactics of the communist revolutionaries and effects on Canada and the USA: Links post 1 for April 28, 2026

1. Victor Davis Hanson: the Immigrants who treat American magnanimity with contempt, they should be deported
2. Just a gentle reminder of actual reality. ... We would say that Israel is a meritocracy

Bacon Time!!!! - Sunday Linkange

The Feral Irishman Friday Femme Fatale Farrago…..
The Shekel – Coins, Law, and Commentary – Carry Apparel Review:

J.J. Sefton at Ace of Spades HQ - The Morning Report — 4/ 28/26

That’s the core element of the Democrat Party platform.
Yes, They Want Trump Dead. They Also Want You Dead.

Maggie's Farm - Monday morning links

We must pass voter ID — it is simply common sense
Mike Johnson's Crusade to Renew Warrantless NSA Spying on Americans Culminates This Week

Doug Ross - Larwyn’s Linx: Political Violence in America Has a Party Affiliation and It Is Not Republican

• The National Temperature Mismatch - Chris Bray • Bizarro-World Bonhoeffer, Cole Allen, Failed - Jack Cashill

Anonymous Conservative - News Briefs – 04/28/2026

Supreme Court hands Republicans a redistricting win by striking down lower court block on Texas map.
Ron DeSantis Reveals New Florida Map Tilting 4 More Seats Toward GOP

I leave you with Sunday Funnies from Flopping Aces, Sunday Funnies For 04-26-26 from Stately McDaniel Manor, Monday Memes from Granite Grok, and Tuesday Memes … from MaddMedic.

Self-Defense Stabbing in Georgia

The media is still a bit confused on the difference between aggressor, defender, and victim. Woman critically injured in Cobb self-defense stabbing, police say | FOX 5 Atlanta

Investigators say the incident began as a dispute between two friends. Based on preliminary findings, authorities believe another person used a knife in self-defense after being assaulted by the victim.

If someone assaults me, and I defend myself, that person is not a victim, not even if I shoot or stab them, not even if they die. That is what is known as self-defense, provided I am in reasonable fear of death, or grave bodily injury.

Self-defense is a human right, and this didn't take place in NYC. (Hat tip to Keep and Bear Arms.)

The Doctor Will Kill You Now

Canada currently is seeing 1 in 20 deaths from euthanasia. And that is AFTER they cook the books.

Health Care is expensive. So seniors are being "offered" Medical Aid in Dying (MAiD).

This is the Rebel Media video They're euthanizing seniors in Canada..

On a related note: From Athena Thorne at PJ Media we get the following. Leftists Excited to Begin Cannibalizing the Elderly

Did you live a self-reliant, constructive life? Did you play by the rules, work hard, raise your kids to be productive members of society, save up, and arrive in seniority well-provisioned for your well-earned golden years?

Sucker!

They want to take the seniors' assets, because reasons. Hat tip to Small Dead Animals: The Doctor Will Kill You Now