Okay, so here is yet another post that has been stuck in drafts for a while. HeyJackass! brings us the new dictionary entries from the Left, or at least from Chicago. This was in observance of the first 3 months of the new Mayor's term in office. (Things haven't started out great for Brandon Johnson!) From HeyJackass! we get 90 Days Later
It's all about sensitivity.
In the past few months we’ve been instructed to use new and more sensitive terminology to describe what was once considered criminal behavior.
- “They’re young” - use this term to explain away anything; the verbal equivalent to a get out of jail free card.
- ”Silly decisions” - if used in conjunction with “they’re young”, anything and everything can be excused; may as well be a presidential pardon.
- ”Large gatherings” - replaces the 1920’s era term of “mob action” as we will no longer associate years of divestment in our youth with mobsters of the Prohibition Era. (See the video link below.)
- “not involved in high-risk activities” - one who is the opposite of a criminal.
- “certain lifestyle” - excused and approved criminal behavior
- "equitable revenue collection" - not sure, but when using the term “equitable” in this fashion, it’s best to replace with the term “retarded” instead.
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