The latest crime against cinema has been released. "You know what the world needs? A Woke look at The Bride of Frankenstein," said no one, ever. Well, except for Maggie Gyllenhaal.
The craziest thing about this whole thing, is that some studio agreed to invest between $80 million and $90 million in a Nepo Baby's fan fiction. That is before marketing. It made about $13 million in the first weekend globally. It will lose most of that money.
This is the Nerdrotic Daily video EVERYBODY HATES A TOURIST – The Bride’s Maggie Gyllenhaal Became a Filmmaker to Fight Sexism
Nerdrotic: "So it starts out with Mary Shelley speaking from the dead."
Mauler: "Already cuz I know about this. I was just like, 'So that's a no' from from like the idea like if this was pitched in some [ __ ] studio like, 'So Mary Shelly' no already no absolutely not."
As Mauler Az says in the video, this would be fine if it was an arthouse film, made for 10 or 20 million dollars. It isn't. The only explanation at this point is that Hollywood hates money.
It is a 10 minute excerpt from The Real B.B.C.
For other takes:
- Kylie Roseanne at Haunted Hippie - The Bride Offended Me...
- The Critical Drinker - The Bride! - It Sucks!
- Even Grace Randolph didn't like it - The Bride REVIEW - Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale 2026 (Though I have NOT watched all of this review, because I hate Grace Randolph's reviews.)
On another site, someone posted a summary of "The Bride". I couldn't finish the summary. So I'm surely not seeing the movie
ReplyDeleteThe reviews of most of the movies and TV in 2026 are vastly more entertaining than the actual movies and TV. Hollywood would make more money burning a pile of cash, and showing the video of that.
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