18 February 2023

Sadly He Can't Be Charged with Felony Stupidity

But then if he wasn't stupid he probably wouldn't be a criminal. Armed robber stayed at crime scene to eat victim's fried chicken, prosecutors say - CWB Chicago

A Chicago man is facing a bucket of felony charges after allegedly robbing a man at gunpoint and then staying at the scene to eat the victim’s takeout fried chicken.

After stealing the car, 2 dollars in cash, a debit card, and a takeout order of fried chicken, he stopped to work on the chicken. Cops arrested him before he was finished.

He faces up to 21 years in prison on the armed robbery, but in Chicago I doubt he will be charged with much, because keeping violent criminals in jail is unfair.

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