18 February 2022

Florida Woman? Well, She's From New York

But she was in Orlando's airport headed for NY. There must be something in the water. Drunk woman on motorized suitcase leads bicycle cop on chase through Orlando Airport | Not the Bee

I wanted to title this post, "Florida Woman Goes to the Airport."

Some context: This lady was a little too intoxicated to get on her flight home to New York; so much so, that Southwest denied her service when she tried to board. Then, well, she rode away on a surprisingly speedy motorized suitcase.

Even the officer was amazed by the speed of this thing.

She was eventually arrested for being in the secure part of an airport without a valid boarding pass. She could have just followed the officer. He offered to show her the way out of the secured area.

Then while sitting in the patrol car she ripped up the vehicle's headliner and took a crap in the backseat.

Western Civilization was nice while it lasted.

This is definitely Peak Florida. At Least for today.

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