02 October 2021

Peak Ohio?

Giving Florida a run for the wierdness money. 'Drunk Goldilocks' burglar found sleeping in bed

A homeowner came home to discover that someone had broken into his house, and was asleep in one of the beds. He retreated and called 911.

Dunn explained she got out of the car and started walking after she became concerned that the man was too drunk to drive.

Since her phone was not charged, she knocked on the door of the home on West Britton Road to see if someone would let her use a phone, according to deputies.

When no one answered her knock, she picked up the porch swing and crashed it through a glass window and door, shattering both of them, according to Hunter.

Because of course she did. Apparently "no one answered the door" is the universal sign for "go ahead and break in." Or something.

If this this happened in Flordia, it would defintiely be Peak Florida! But Peak Ohio?

Dunn was arrested for burglary, criminal trespass and criminal mischief.

1 comment:

  1. It is called an "Emergency". Different rules. It wasn't a matter of "convenience". Pay for the glass and forget about it.

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