26 October 2020

Florida Man. Bulldozer. Biden Campaign Signs.

Some Assembly (or not) required. Police: Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs

26-year-old man has been accused of stealing a bulldozer from a Florida construction site, driving it into a neighborhood and knocking down campaign signs for Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, according to authorities and homeowners.

Are we surprised that this escapade was apparently fueled by alcohol?

Police said Blight claimed he was too drunk at the time to remember what happened. It was not immediately clear whether he has an attorney who could comment on his behalf.

Peak Florida. At least for today.

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