17 March 2026

St. Patrick's Day Weekend in Chicago

It is always a crazy weekend. St. Patrick's Stupidity - HeyJackass!

Given what the weather usually is in March, in Chicago, these numbers are pretty bad. (Cold weather puts a dampener on the festivities most weekends.)

The river will be dyed, the parades will march and the bars will be at full vomit-inducing capacity. Additionally, the weather is somewhat agreeable to both drunken revelers and subsequent walks of shame while doing little to prevent the usual nonsense elsewhere around town.

The final tally was 3 killed, 12 shot and wounded, which is about an average St. Patrick's Day weekend in Chicago.

The image above is of the Chicago River, after it has been died green for St. Patrick's Day, a few years back. (It is amazing what you can do with many 55 gallon drums of food coloring.

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