HeyJackass! brings us the stats from the weekend. Super SAFE-T Bowl Weekend
In years past, we’d usually get several shooting-free hours because of the super-duper sportsball game. However, because this year’s game was so boring, some decided it was more entertaining to shoot someone rather than watch the game. Next year’s game will be much more entertaining when the Bears are in it.
The weekend total, which in the world of HeyJackass!, runs from noon on Friday through 6 o'clock in the morning on Monday, fell out as follows: 1 murder, 13 people were shot and wounded.
That was actually down from the past few, insane years, and down a bit from the average since 2015.

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