03 July 2025

Florida Man Moved Into Home When Owners Out of Town

A story from last week, from Polk County. Florida Man Caught Cooking, Preparing For Bath In Stranger’s Home

A neighbor called police, because he knew that the owners were out of town.

A Florida man, identified only as "Joe," was taken into custody last week after Polk County Sheriff's deputies found him cooking and filling a bathtub in a stranger's home north of Davenport.

If nothing else Polk County Sheriff's Office has a sense of humor, or maybe it is of the absurd.

The Sheriff's Office lightheartedly likened the incident to a "Polk County version of 'Goldilocks and the 3 Bears,'" noting Joe's apparent attempt to find a comfortable — albeit unauthorized — respite.

Joe had an argument with his wife, and didn't want to go home. No word on charges.

This is Peak Florida, at least for today.

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