22 May 2025

Not the Sharpest Tools in the Shed

I read some disturbing stories about crimes, but this actually made me smile. Carjackers crashed into anti-carjacking taskforce squad car: CPD report - CWB Chicago

There’s no rule book for carjackers. But, if there were, “Don’t crash into a squad car occupied by an anti-carjacking task force” would undoubtedly be an essential chapter.

Perhaps Marshun Fort and Kayne Hunt can start scratching out a draft of that chapter while they await trial on carjacking and robbery charges in the Cook County Jail.

The amazing thing, aside from the sheer stupidity on display, is that they judge ordered these 2 detained pending trial.

1 comment:

  1. No gun charges for either of them or fleeing the scene of an accident. I suspect within a weeks time from today they will have reduced the charges and they will be out on no cash bail.

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