The Cringe Inducing Reaction of the Left to the DOGE Audits

Larry Correia of Monster Hunter Nation has a few choice words. Educating the Stupid on How Audits Work In Real Life.

Watching everybody I know on the left pontificating about the proper way to conduct audits, after getting their accounting degrees from the University of Internet this week, is absolute cringe for me.

Guys, listen, I say this with love… You don’t know dick about shit and it’s fucking embarrassing. Just stop. You sound like idiots.

So now, as a guy who used to be an auditor, who has defended companies from dozens of audits from different government agencies, I’ll try to correct some of your incredibly stupid NPC talking points you keep endlessly barfing up.

First, the ages of the DOGE team are not all in their 20s. (The ages were researched by Newsweek.) Those ages range from the 20s up into the 40s and even 50s. A bunch of worker bees, and a few leaders. The first couple of people doxxed by the Left were young, computer experts. The kind of people I dealt with in audits, the grunts doing the research.

You do NOT need to be an accountant to be an auditor. Anybody who says this is a total dumb ass with zero grasp of how any of this shit works in real life. The people who make up your audit team are recruited from whatever skill sets are necessary to audit that particular system. I (the accountant) have been on audit teams with IT guys, programmers, lawyers, and even machinists. (why machinists, because I was auditing a factory, and I could count the parts, but I couldn’t tell you if the parts were bullshit or not)

During a career in IT, I bumped up against the auditors more than a few times. Mostly the 20-somethings doing the grunt-work, but once or twice the higher-ups. Most of the people on any audit are young, over-worked and underpaid. They aren't making any decisions; their bosses do that. The data-gathering requirements for an audit are apparently large, or they can be depending on many things.

But DOGE is going TOO FAST! Well no shit. They are on a tight time frame. The republicans control everything right now (barely, and many of them are every bit as corrupt as the dems) only the government is fucking huge, Trump got elected on cutting it, and mid terms are in two years.

Anyway, go read the whole thing. Corriea is an entertaining writer even when he's not eviscerating the insanity of the Left and the Media. (But I repeat myself.)