This is the most Florida Man story I've seen in a long time. Florida Man Leads Wild Police Chase After Stealing Deputy Cruiser
Police in Florida say an attempted murder suspect stole a deputy's cruiser... then pulled over and carjacked a driver... before crashing and being arrested. Oh, and he wasn't wearing a shirt.
He broke into his ex's place and was causing trouble. The cops show up, she runs with her child, and he steals the cop's SUV.
He then stops, carjacks another vehicle, crashes and is arrested.
There is video, but it is a news broadcast so it is cut down to almost nothing. And while you can see that he has something on his feet, they aren't shoes, or I don't think they are.
This is Peak Florida. At least for today. Hat tip to Vodka Pundit at PJ Media and Florida Man Friday: Finally, Another Stolen Police Cruiser Story
And because it has been a while.... "Florida Man" by Blue Öyster Cult from their 2020 album The Symbol Remains.
Don't you laugh, it could be you
The Florida curse always comes true
You can jeer, but you don't understand
Any fragile soul can be a Florida man
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