19 January 2024

HeyJackass! Brings Us the 2023 Recap for Chicago Crime

HeyJackass! is home to the only stats about crime in Chicago you can really trust. Why? Because Chicago PD ignores some things, and they have been known to cook the books in other ways. Year In Review

Coming off the events of 2020 and a “not as bad as the nineties” 2021, 2023 continued the “decrease in the increase” pace witnessed by 2022 by posting a very 10-year average total of 644 homicides. Given the below-average, boarding on flat-out retarded leadership of the city, average is the new A+, gold star, job well done. Just don’t ask about robberies, the “strategic plan” needs a little more time in the oven.

Click thru for the totals, the stats break down by demographics, the number of police shooting, Selfies, #ShotInTheAss, etc.

I will note that there were 23 self-defense shootings in Chicago in 2023, of which 8 were fatal. Self-defense is quickly becoming a thing in Chicago.

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