13 December 2023

Florida Man - Does Cured Meat Count As a Deadly Weapon?

Most headlines that include "Florida Man" don't tell of stories with happy endings. Florida man hurls sausages at older brother during disagreement: police

According to the arrest affidavit from the Pinneles County Police Department, 60-year-old Ray Allen got into a heated argument with his older brother in the backyard of their St. Petersburg's home on Saturday, December 2.

Police said that Allen hurled the sausages directly towards his brother's right side of his face.

If it was a summer sausage that could do some damage. If it was raw bratwurst, not so much.

Officers did not say what type of sausage was used.

EMTs flushed the brothers eyes with saline, and the sausage-thrower was arrested.

Oh, and alcohol "may" have played a role.

This is Peak Florida. At least for today.

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