27 November 2023

Florida Woman - Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed

From the NY Post: Florida woman busted after calling cops over stolen weed

Lily Rinker, 23, made the complaint at 2 a.m. last Thursday from a Best Western in Stuart, a coastal city 40 miles north of West Palm Beach, according to a police report shared by The Smoking Gun.

She told an arriving officer that a man named Carlos — whom she had only recently met — left her hotel room after taking half a gram of pot, worth as little as $5 to $10, from a larger $30 stash she had in her grinder.

I shocked to learn that she had outstanding warrants. She was arrested.

While possession of marijuana is illegal in the Sunshine State, it was unclear if she was being charged over the paltry amount, which would be a misdemeanor.

Peak Florida. At least for today.

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