02 July 2022

Crazy People Are Dangerous

He killed a guy because a restaurant shorted him on duck sauce on a delivery order. Accused Queens 'duck sauce' killer Glenn Hirsch released on $500K bail

And the crazy thing, as if this wasn't crazy enough. He had duck sauce in his fridge.

Earlier this month, a high-ranking police source told The Post that cops found a huge stash of condiments inside his fridge — which was also “filled with duck sauce.”

I just checked on Amazon. You can buy 100 condiment-sized squeeze packs for 9 bucks or so, or you can buy a jar for 10 bucks. The price goes way down if you buy the 3-pack. So he killed a delivery guy from a restaurant, where he orders take-out a lot, apparently a lot, because they shorted him about 50¢ of duck sauce. Which he had in his fridge. And you can buy. He could probably buy it locally. Oh, and there are recipes on line to make it yourself. Probably for even less money, though I haven't looked into that. Of course he could save more money if he didn't eat take out, but we're not talking finaces, just insanity.

And he is out on bail, because keeping violent people in jail would be unfair.

Civilization was nice while it lasted. (Hat tip to Gun Free Zone.)

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