The Other McCain's Advice — Never Trust a Bisexual

The Other McCain brings us Amber Heard and the Man-Haters Club.

How many times do I have to repeat this before guys start paying attention? The problem is, some of you guys — and I’m looking at you, Mr. Depp — think you can go chasing your wildest sexual fantasies in which being involved with a bisexual woman gives you a golden ticket to kinky threesomes. Good-bye to the boring, normal life of bourgeois heterosexual monogamy, hello to the wild carnival of “swinging.”

Or so the fool believes, until he discovers to his eternal dismay that there is a reason why these things are called “fantasies,” because if you try to do that stuff in real life, it turns into a nightmare.

Go read the whole thing.

While Robert Stacy has advice for the straight man, I can attest that it also applies to my side of the street. (That is both from personal experience, and from the experience of friends.) Though it typically costs less over here.