01 September 2021

Floridians Are Almost as Heavily Armed as Texans

The bad guys haven't gotten that memo. Melbourne barbershop owner shoots, injures masked gunman

A Melbourne barbershop owner shot and wounded a masked gunman who entered the shop Saturday afternoon and pointed a firearm at several people, police said Sunday.

Now I've been upset about haircuts in the past, and I have complained, but this is definitely peak Florida.

"The investigation revealed that it wasn't related to a robbery. It was actually related to a prior haircut transaction he was unhappy with, or an interaction inside the business," Schorer said.

It seems that Americans have lost all sense of proportion.

Self-defense is a human-right, and this happened in Florida. Good Guys 1, Bad Guys 0. So is this Peak Florida? "Florida Man Doesn't Like Haircut, Pulls Gun." Seems like it could be.

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