Let me count the ways why not. Lori Lightfoot Open to Chicago Exploring Buying Bears: ‘Why Not?'
Why not? Well here are a few reasons, not that I had to dig deep.
- The team is not for sale
- There is no reason to believe that the owners would sell
- Chicago is flat broke
- And you have more important stuff to worry about
So if she can get past all of that, then sure, Chicago could buy the team.
And Groot is worrying about the Bears because crime is down, and peace has broken out, and the schools are in top notch shape, and business is booming, and jobs are plentiful, and... Or maybe not.
Now, now, calm down. All you have done is find more evidence that supports the already obvious. You Know that thing can't use a glass mirror. Nobody knows when they started exploding and it was time to move on to polished stainless steel mounted on rubber bushings. And I avoided any gender statements. Not for any reason other than it's too disgusting to even consider. It's like being in a conversation and needing to mention a name. And it's that screeching bitch Trump beat. And you are almost willing to concede the point, just because you don't want to say that name.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to thank whoever named this creature Groot. I can say that and not feel sick.
The Groot moniker was coined by Second City Cop - whose site has go dark in the intervening years.
DeleteOccasionally SCC was posting over at Chicago Contrarian, but I haven't seen anything from him in a while.
He also called Cook County State's Attorney Crimesha.