14 October 2022

Texas Man Seems to be Related to Florida Man

This made laugh out loud. Victim finds naked man in his home trying to steal his cat | whas11-dot-com

I'm going to go out on limb, and guess that drugs were involved in this incident.

Deweyville, Texas is a small town on the Louisiana state line, about 25 miles northeast of Beaumont, Texas.

A Deweyville resident shot a naked man he found in his home early Wednesday morning who he claims was attempting to steal his cat.

The cat-burglar (sorry, I couldn't resist) suffered a graze wound to his arm. He fled.

A Newton County deputy saw the naked man running, and arrested him.

He is expected to face charges, but it is unclear what charges he will face.

If this was in Florida, I would say that it is Peak Florida, at least for today. Peak Texas?

And this is technically a story of armed self-defense.

1 comment:

  1. If a naked man grabs up one of our rescue cats and takes off running with it, I suspect he would prefer to have been shot.

    A gunshot wound is certainly more survivable than the amount of blood loss he would suffer from the 10,000 cat scratches!

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