10 September 2021

Florida Woman - a close relative of Florida Man

There must be something in the water. Naked woman drove golf cart through Florida police standoff

Officers were trying to diffuse the standoff with an armed teen on Sunday when 28-year-old Jessica Smith allegedly drove through the middle of the crime scene in Dunedin, west of Tampa, just after midnight.

Smith, who had nothing to do with the standoff, was in her birthday suit and reeked of alcohol when she rolled through the law enforcement perimeter.

Florida? Check. Alcohol? Check. Insane behavior? Check.

This is Peak Florida, at least for today.

4 comments:

  1. "Do you mind if I play through?"

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    1. Heh.

      I'm always amazed at these stories. "How drunk do you have to be to [fill in the blank]?" doesn't even come close in situations like this.

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  2. Yes, but the important question is was she vaxxed?

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