Or maybe not. Chicago fights carjacking surge with free snacks and videos | CWB Chicago
What’s a good way to ensure that Chicago’s legions of juvenile carjackers and auto thieves are steered in the right direction?
Did you say, “give them snacks and show them a movie?” Because that’s what’s been happening in the city’s “Criminal Trespass To Vehicle Workshops.”
Actual punishment for crime? This is the 21st Century. That wouldn't be nice. Or fair. Or something.
I would love to say "Only in Chicago," but I know that's not true.
On Monday the 25th, HeyJackass! had listed 137 carjackings in Chicago this year. That comes from CPD's own numbers. (HeyJackass! updates those stats intermittently.)
Life imitates The Onion.
Snacks laced with mind altering substance that permanently rewires their brains to be virtuous citizens of society.
ReplyDeleteIdiocracy is here.
ReplyDeleteShoot the thugs...carry and protect
ReplyDeleteBlow them to hell just like any and all democrats that approach you. Justified genocide.
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