"It’s time to get out the pitchforks."

Governor No Fun. The Grinch Who Stole Thanksgiving

No over the river and through the woods in California this year. At least not for larger families.

Governor Gavin Newsom’s Department of Health has issued an updated “Guidance for Private Gatherings” in time for Thanksgiving. Basically, fun is illegal in California:

Gatherings that include more than 3 households are prohibited. This includes everyone present, including hosts and guests.

So if you have three kids, you can invite two of them.

My mother used to sit 35 people for Thanksgiving, because celebrating the holidays with family is important. But then the Left would love nothing better than to tear apart the fabric of society, so they can rebuild it according to their own plan. (Venezuela couldn't be reached in time to comment.)

California gatherings must be outdoors.

This would not work well in Minnesota. We haven’t even gotten to Halloween yet, and where I live there are 8 inches of snow on the ground.

I'm not sure it would work in all of California. (Hat tip to Wombat-socho.)