The jokes are writing themselves these days, which is a good thing, because I am no comedy writer. Man accidentally shoots himself while trying to break into Madison home, police say
He broke into an occupied home and confronted the homeowner.
The suspect shot himself in the legs or feet with his own gun, according to police. The shooting happened in the home’s backyard.
Cops arrived and took him to a local hospital for treatment. No word on what charges he will face.
Not a Darwin Award, but he was sure trying. I guess we have to tally this as Bad Guys -1. You just know that he was convinced having a gun made him dangerous. In a way, he was right. This is an "Own Goal" if ever I read about one.
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